A little humor (very little!) break from the folks at Jewishmag.com
Blond MEN Jokes NOTE: To give equal time to Blond women, we are publishing here Blond MEN Jokes:
A blond man spies a letter lying on his doormat. It says on the envelope "DO NOT BEND ". He spends the next 2 hours trying to figure out how to pick it up without bending.
10 Things I know about you...
1) YOU are reading this
2) YOU are human.
3) YOU can't say the letter ''P'' without separating your lips
4) YOU just attempted to do it
6) YOU are laughing inwardly at yourself
7) YOU have a smile on your face and you skipped No.5
8) YOU just checked to see if there is a No.5
9) YOU laugh at this because you are an idiot & everyone does it too.
10) YOU probably did not realize that there are not ten items here.
Another Blond Male Joke:
A blond man is in jail. Guard looks in his cell and sees him hanging by his feet. "Just WHAT are you doing?" he asks.
"Hanging myself," the blond replies.
"The rope should be around your neck" says the guard.
"I tried that," he replies, "but then I couldn't breathe."
*Jvillage disavows any knowledge of your actions. Should you have any taynes, don't send them to us, we have enough tsuris!
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