Monday, December 10, 2012

THE EIGHT DAYS OF HANUKKAH


A new song for the holiday:

(Note: The words "my true love" can be replaced with the Yiddish "mein Liebhen.")

8 Days of ChanukahOn the first night of Hanukkah my true love gave to me
      Lox, bagels and some cream cheese
On the second night of Hanukkah, my true love gave to me
      2 Kosher pickles and
      Lox, bagels and some cream cheese
On the third night of Hanukkah, my true love gave to me
      3 pounds of corned beef
      2 Kosher pickles and
      Lox, bagels and some cream cheese
On the fourth night of Hanukkah, my true love gave to me
      4 potato latkes
      3 pounds of corned beef
      2 Kosher pickles and
      Lox, bagels and some cream cheese
On the fifth night of Hanukkah, my true love gave to me
      5 bowls of chicken soup
      4 potato latkes
      3 pounds of corned beef
      2 Kosher pickles and
      Lox, bagels and some cream cheese
On the sixth night of Hanukkah, my true love gave to me
      6 pickled herrings
      5 bowls of chicken soup
      4 potato latkes
      3 pounds of corned beef
      2 Kosher pickles and
      Lox, bagels and some cream cheese

Continue here for the rest of the song and more humor such as the High Tech Dreidel Operator's Manual and Xmas vs. Chanukah.

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